a desirable post (i hope)

my word of the summer: undesirable.

booyyyyy do i have some things to write about. i have taken this monday off, mainly because i have spent entirely too much time at applebees in the past two weeks, and i also need to recover from the weekend of actual hell.

we begin with friday, august 8th.
work. going pretty smoothly, making the moneys. i get off work and go to get my clothes…and i realize i left them in a bag on the third floor.
they are gone.
my jeans, my black high top chucks, and my amazing houndstooth vest. just gone. noone knows what happened or where they went. i.was.livid. who takes someones clothes?! what can you do with that!? the head head hauncho of applebees happened to come in the next morning and after hearing my sob story, he replied with “who hear could even wear your size? maybe one of the gay guys?”

saturday.
i stayed friday night with jake&adam, spending the entire night trying to knock on the scary neighbors door and also attempting to watch 10,000 BC (which never happened) i wake up and subway it home and shower and go back to applebees (i was definately half an hour late and i was all like suck it applebees my shit got stolen)
i worked as the 1st floor waitress (it’s four hightop tables at the bar) for 13 hours with 1 half our break and only made $150. not okay.
during my shift we found out our favorite manager has been transfered to 42nd street, so of course we all went out after closing and drank the night away.
this is where my night got fun (i say that with sarcasm oosing out of every single pore)

i asked the boy i’ve been “seeing”(if you will) for a little while to walk me to the subway. i havent really seen him in a while so i asked what was going on.
what was his response?
“i just dont have the desire with you anymore”
i reply with “you dont have the desire with me or with any girl?”
“no it’s just you”
……
“so you’re calling me undesirable?”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

i then of course ask why
and he says “it was just too easy”

so, ladies and gents, he managed to call me undesirable AND easy in 5 minutes! i’m tellin you, this guy was a good catch. he ended up going on the rant about how it wasnt easy at first but then it was just too easy or some crap like that.

as he is saying all this i was literally laughing in his face. then then i laughed on the subway, then lying in bed, and i have continued to laugh.

i have also told this story to like 1,000 people because WHO DOES THAT?! what kindof human being tells another human being that they are UNDESIRABLE?! couldnt you say like “i’m just not attracted to you anymore” which is SO less harsh. i mean, i cant imagine if he said that to a girl who has no self esteem, she would flip out!

in all honesty, i can’t be mad at him. he was extremely honest with me…he was actually brutally honest with me.
and the guy’s got a good heart, it’s just that his brain is in the lower region of his body (IE, his penis).

sunday.
i walk into work and immediately everyone asked why i looked so banged up. i told them that i’d been called undesirable and they understood. BJ even took me for a drink and lunch at blockheads! i could get used to being called awful things if it gets me a corona.
but then of course it was domincan republic day and i rode the train home smashed up against a hundred screaming dominicans.
if i have ever thought extremely racist thoughts, it was on that train.

on the bright side, i met a cute boy at blockheads who might just be that other fish in the sea